I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving check here up.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?